CNN reports that states are digging deep to repair budgets that appear beyond hope. Republican Jack Murphy, a Georgia state Senator, proposed a "pole tax" that would have charged club patrons a $5 entrance fee.
Doesn't Jack realize that the cab drivers will all have $5 off coupons for the dudes they drop off?
Fortunately cooler heads prevailed, and the bill was voted down.
Now calling Mary Jane to the stage - because we know the hippy lettuce is probably next on the tax list!
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That'll be $5/head boys - government says so.