The Onion: Financial Tips for Women in a Recession (From a Stalker)

Funny stuff as always from The Onion:

Stalker Financial Expert Offers Recession Tips Just For Woman He Follows

The Onion: Beer Consumption Improves Economic Outlook

Stated as eloquently as only The Onion can:

WASHINGTON—Despite ongoing economic woes and a jobless rate that has been approaching 10 percent, U.S. unemployment projections drastically improved Monday after the consumption of five beers.

"It's going up," leading economist David Singleton said confidently, indicating the predicted growth in jobs with an upward wave of a Bud Light bottle. "All the way up. By the end of the month. No problem."

Hysterical piece - read the rest of it here.

Obama to Hold Performance Review With Every American Worker

Here's an update on the government efforts to revive the economy...courtesy of The Onion, here's your afternoon entertainment!


Obama To Hold Job Performance Review With Every American Worker

US Treasury to Raise Money Through Cash4Gold.com

Great piece of coverage here by the Onion News Network, as they uncover a desperation move by the US Treasury to raise funds by trading gold reserves through Cash4Gold.com. Enjoy!

US To Trade Gold Reserves For Cash Through Cash4Gold.com

Hat tip to our friends at The Daily Crux for finding this gem.